Monday, February 4, 2008
behold! the mighty erector--! you would think that with his unnaturally bronze skin, his exquisite physique, those chiseled features, long, golden hair that makes you want to stand up and salute it when it blows in the wind--not to mention a good natured personality and an all around great guy-- would be enough to secure a spot among the mighty american gladiator ranks....but alas.....due to a freak accident with a sit-down lawn mower at the age of 24, edmond francis edmondson, a.k.a. "erector", suffers from an unusual ("but completely normal!") case of chronic engorgement of the penis--resulting in what would seem a permanent erection for the rest of his life.....so please, send your letters of appeal to the american gladiators board of directors, along with a sample solution of what YOU would do to try and alleviate poor edmond's condition, and rectify this hasty decision to permanently dismiss.......ERECTOR--!
Posted by seamas at 9:33 PM